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thesugoinerdist:

tralfamadorecalls:

missespeon:

auwa:

fiztheancient:

fireskink:

jacketlizard:

jetgreguar:

grandmasterflash:

tumblr you can keep your glorified nostalgia about the wild thornberries and tony hawk’s pro skater and getting to hold the flea-ridden stuffed lion during the d.a.r.e program and what have you because THIS right here.  now THIS was the essence of the 90s

YOU’LL CALL NOW

oh man it took me literally 2 seconds of this video to remember exactly how the rest of it went

I hated this commercial. Turns out I still hate it.

OH MY GOD THIS DAMN COMMERCIAL

I CAN’T FUCKING STOP LAUGHING its as awful as i remembered it

i cant quite explain this commercial and how it came back to me like

i couldnt remember the exact words by heart but. everything they said chimed in my head like a song i’d heard a long time ago. it was almost rhythmic, buried deep in my memory. it was probably the most bizarre way ive ever remembered something.

The memories are flooding back

holy fuck i still remember this

HOW DO I FUCKING REMEMBER THIS SO WELL?!

22 days, 4 hours since Mike Brown was killed.

hasdarrenwilsonbeenarrestedyet:

At least 6 Ferguson officers apart from Brown shooter have been named in lawsuits.
Read this and decide for yourself if you can see a pattern.

Jesus Christ.

deathlovesapplepie:

#when something happens in a fandom you don’t belong in

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cecilyjeanne:

stunningpicture:

Moving out of the apartment

This is, without a doubt, the saddest photo I have ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE.

cecilyjeanne:

stunningpicture:

Moving out of the apartment

This is, without a doubt, the saddest photo I have ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE.

funneestuff:

so my family and i were taking all these touristy pictures and then this guy offers to take a pic for us and we’re like yes please and then he takes the picture and gives us this

image

syntheticmomma:

lupusadlunam:

thechangelingmedusa:
Like seriously, why isn’t pole dancing an olympic sport? This is freakin gymnastics. This is strength and skill. This is not sexual whatsoever. Why does pole dancing have to be so stigmatised as a sexual thing that only strippers do? I have great respect for all people who can pull this off. This is art and beauty right here. 

HEY FUN FACT: pole dancing is known as something strippers do because strippers invented it. And that’s okay! It’s okay to have respect for strippers and the hard work they put into what they do! Let’s stop trying to take the stripper part out of pole dancing so upperclass white girls can do it without being ~stigmatized~ because god forbid women be sexual.

syntheticmomma:

lupusadlunam:

thechangelingmedusa:

Like seriously, why isn’t pole dancing an olympic sport? This is freakin gymnastics. This is strength and skill. This is not sexual whatsoever. Why does pole dancing have to be so stigmatised as a sexual thing that only strippers do? I have great respect for all people who can pull this off. This is art and beauty right here. 

HEY FUN FACT: pole dancing is known as something strippers do because strippers invented it. And that’s okay! It’s okay to have respect for strippers and the hard work they put into what they do! Let’s stop trying to take the stripper part out of pole dancing so upperclass white girls can do it without being ~stigmatized~ because god forbid women be sexual.

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vivikarpp:

2D Flash Animation - Customer: JC DECAUX-DEFACTO

vivikarpp:

2D Flash Animation - Customer: JC DECAUX-DEFACTO

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post-mitotic:

colored radiograph of a bat’s thorax and head
why?
one word: cochlea
look at them
considering the human cochlea can sit comfortably on a penny, relative to its size, this bat has quite a set
understandably:
these nocturnal mammals are exquisitely sensitive to high frequency sounds, particularly those self-generated for echolocation
in fact, the acoustic features of echolocation calls (frequency modulated sweeps, pulse interval, harmonic composition, etc) allow bats to differentiate between targets just millimeters apart
imagine what a crazy place their auditory cortex must be

post-mitotic:

colored radiograph of a bat’s thorax and head

why?

one word: cochlea

look at them

considering the human cochlea can sit comfortably on a penny, relative to its size, this bat has quite a set

understandably:

these nocturnal mammals are exquisitely sensitive to high frequency sounds, particularly those self-generated for echolocation

in fact, the acoustic features of echolocation calls (frequency modulated sweeps, pulse interval, harmonic composition, etc) allow bats to differentiate between targets just millimeters apart

imagine what a crazy place their auditory cortex must be

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So here’s the obligatory and super obnoxious gag-worthy sappy post I make every once in a while:

Having Ian back is really, really nice. We’ve been spending a lot of time just cuddling, and I like that a lot. Earlier this evening we were spooning with me as the big spoon and I had my arm around him and realized that I had temporarily forgotten that there was a living, breathing person lying next to me because it felt so natural and comfortable. Thus far he’s been the only guy I’ve ever really felt comfortable sleeping next to, and who I can actually fall asleep next to for more than an hour at a time.

This summer (when he was in Germany for three and a half months) was really, really rough on me, but now that he’s home I’m realizing that I’ve got a pretty good thing going. I’m pretty content in that aspect of my life and I’m lucky to have gotten such a solid dude.

Also OMFG HE HAS A WORKING CELL PHONE FUCKING FINALLY AND WE WERE ABLE TO TEXT INSTEAD OF EMAIL TODAY AND IT WAS FUCKING GLORIOUS.

But yeah, knock on wood, things there are really going well and I’m happy. It’s just so nice to have him home and be able to actually cuddle and spend time together and bang and watch Cosmos and cook for him and talk about things and did I mention cuddling? I reeeeeally missed that physical contact.

Okay enough late night rambling. He’s currently passed out next to me and I need to get to bed soon. Goodnight, Tumblr.

ETA: Not five minutes after I made this post, I got up to go to the bathroom and when I came back Ian had rolled over and spread himself out in the middle of the futon so I couldn’t lie back down. @_____@

tastefullyoffensive:

The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]

tastefullyoffensive:

The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]

missveeau:

aussiegrunt:

sure fire ways to piss off a hooker - ask for a discount
without even specifying what he wanted (which could warrant a discount. some guys just want cuddles after all) he immediately tried to pull the old 'but i'm attractive and think i don't need to pay for sex. because only ugly guys must do that'. 
i’m rarely attracted to self proclaimed ‘fit cute’ guys so it’s no incentive to me 
do you call up a plumber and say: 'hey, my toilet is blocked. but i do tiny little poos. they're quite adorable really. so can you do it for half price?”

do you call up a plumber and say: ‘hey, my toilet is blocked. but i do tiny little poos. they’re quite adorable really. so can you do it for half price?”
Possibly one of greatest commentaries ever on people trying to barter for sex .

missveeau:

aussiegrunt:

sure fire ways to piss off a hooker - ask for a discount

without even specifying what he wanted (which could warrant a discount. some guys just want cuddles after all) he immediately tried to pull the old 'but i'm attractive and think i don't need to pay for sex. because only ugly guys must do that'. 

i’m rarely attracted to self proclaimed ‘fit cute’ guys so it’s no incentive to me 

do you call up a plumber and say: 'hey, my toilet is blocked. but i do tiny little poos. they're quite adorable really. so can you do it for half price?”

do you call up a plumber and say: ‘hey, my toilet is blocked. but i do tiny little poos. they’re quite adorable really. so can you do it for half price?”

Possibly one of greatest commentaries ever on people trying to barter for sex .

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