lucas bit my ass and this truly terrifying thing happened
can we just.
Okay, these guys being shitstains aside, this is actually why I HATE wearing makeup. I feel like a different person when I put it on, and like I’m wearing a mask… but not like I’m masking my flaws and making myself feel better. I don’t get the nice after effect like the girl in this picture; I don’t look very different, and it doesn’t feel right. Instead it just feels really uncomfortable and like I’m painting over my real self, and I hate it. It’s like me, but not me, and even though I see myself when I look in the mirror and I’m wearing makeup, it doesn’t feel like me. It doesn’t make me more confident; it makes me feel insecure and awkward. That’s why I only wear makeup for Halloween and Lady Gaga concerts—when I am okay escaping who I am for a bit and becoming someone outrageous. I will occasionally put on a bit of concealer if I have a pimple and a date on the same day, but otherwise I can’t stand the stuff. All those pre-date selfies y’all get where I look hot? No makeup, or maybe a tiny bit of concealer at most.
Like seriously, I understand that a lot of women feel better wearing it, but I’ve NEVER understood that. I just don’t feel comfortable and feel very vulnerable wearing it (which is funny, because I know a lot of women feel vulnerable if they AREN’T wearing makeup).
literally nothing ever sounds like a better option than sleep. there are so many books to read, projects to start, stuff to draw, chores to do, people to meet, hobbies to learn, recipes to cook, i could teach myself mandarin fuckin chinese, but i’d rather be unconscious
Flaphack #3: Feet feeling a bit sore? Pad your shoes with some tasty pancake inserts! Talk about fluffy comfort!
Just put a fucking pancake in your shoe just fucking spend 10 minutes cooking yourself a delicious breakfast and then shove it in your shoe and walk around on it all day you piece of shit
a friendly reminder: don’t hang out with people that make you feel bad about yourself
Mayonegg was nominated for best supporting egg with mayo.
I’ve recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K.